Lyrics
Come single belle and beau, and to me pay attention
Don't ever fall in love, it's the devil's own invention
For once I fell in love with a maiden so bewitchin'
Miss Henrietta Bell out of Captain Kelly's kitchen
With me toora-loora-la, me toora-loora-laddy
Me toora-loora-la, toora-loora-laddy
At the age of seventeen I was 'prenticed to a grocer
Not far from Stephen's Green where Miss Henry used to go, sir
Her manners were sublime, and she set me heart a-twitchin'
And she invited me to a hooley in the kitchen
With me toora-loora-la, me toora-loora-laddy
Me toora-loora-la, toora-loora-laddy
Next Sunday bein' the day we were to have the flair up
I dressed meself quite gay, and I frizzed and oiled me hair up
The Captain had no wife, but he had gone a-fishin'
And we kicked up high life down below stairs in the kitchen
With me toora-loora-la, me toora-loora-laddy
Me toora-loora-la, toora-loora-laddy
Just as the clock struck six we sat down to the table
She handed tay and cake, and I ate while I was able
I drank hot punch and tay till me side had got the stitchin'
And the hours passed quick away when you're courtin' in the kitchen
With me toora-loora-la, me toora-loora-laddy
Me toora-loora-la, toora-loora-laddy
With me arms around her waist, she slyly hinted marriage
To the door in dreadful haste came Captain Kelly's carriage
Her eyes soon filled with hate, and poison she was spittin'
When the Captain at the door walked right into the kitchen
With me toora-loora-la, me toora-loora-laddy
Me toora-loora-la, toora-loora-laddy
She flew up off me knees, full five feet up or higher
And over head and heels threw me slap into the fire
Me new repealer's coat that I bought from Mister Mitchell
With a twenty shillin' note, went to blazes in the kitchen
With me toora-loora-la, me toora-loora-laddy
Me toora-loora-la, toora-loora-laddy
I grieved to see me duds, all smeared with soot and ashes
When a tub of dirty suds right in me face she dashes
As I lay on the floor and the water she kept pitchin'
The footman broke the door and walked straight into the kitchen
With me toora-loora-la, me toora-loora-laddy
Me toora-loora-la, toora-loora-laddy
When the Captain came downstairs, though he saw me situation
In spite of all me prayers, I was marched off to the station
For me they'd take no bail, but to get home I was itchin'
But I had to tell the tale how I came into the kitchen
With me toora-loora-la, me toora-loora-laddy
Me toora-loora-la, toora-loora-laddy
I said she did invite me but she gave a flat denial
For assault she did indict me, and I was sent for trial
She swore I robbed the house in spite of all her screechin'
And I got six months hard for me courtin' in the kitchen
With me toora-loora-la, me toora-loora-laddy
Me toora-loora-la, toora-loora-laddy
Don't ever fall in love, it's the devil's own invention
For once I fell in love with a maiden so bewitchin'
Miss Henrietta Bell out of Captain Kelly's kitchen
With me toora-loora-la, me toora-loora-laddy
Me toora-loora-la, toora-loora-laddy
At the age of seventeen I was 'prenticed to a grocer
Not far from Stephen's Green where Miss Henry used to go, sir
Her manners were sublime, and she set me heart a-twitchin'
And she invited me to a hooley in the kitchen
With me toora-loora-la, me toora-loora-laddy
Me toora-loora-la, toora-loora-laddy
Next Sunday bein' the day we were to have the flair up
I dressed meself quite gay, and I frizzed and oiled me hair up
The Captain had no wife, but he had gone a-fishin'
And we kicked up high life down below stairs in the kitchen
With me toora-loora-la, me toora-loora-laddy
Me toora-loora-la, toora-loora-laddy
Just as the clock struck six we sat down to the table
She handed tay and cake, and I ate while I was able
I drank hot punch and tay till me side had got the stitchin'
And the hours passed quick away when you're courtin' in the kitchen
With me toora-loora-la, me toora-loora-laddy
Me toora-loora-la, toora-loora-laddy
With me arms around her waist, she slyly hinted marriage
To the door in dreadful haste came Captain Kelly's carriage
Her eyes soon filled with hate, and poison she was spittin'
When the Captain at the door walked right into the kitchen
With me toora-loora-la, me toora-loora-laddy
Me toora-loora-la, toora-loora-laddy
She flew up off me knees, full five feet up or higher
And over head and heels threw me slap into the fire
Me new repealer's coat that I bought from Mister Mitchell
With a twenty shillin' note, went to blazes in the kitchen
With me toora-loora-la, me toora-loora-laddy
Me toora-loora-la, toora-loora-laddy
I grieved to see me duds, all smeared with soot and ashes
When a tub of dirty suds right in me face she dashes
As I lay on the floor and the water she kept pitchin'
The footman broke the door and walked straight into the kitchen
With me toora-loora-la, me toora-loora-laddy
Me toora-loora-la, toora-loora-laddy
When the Captain came downstairs, though he saw me situation
In spite of all me prayers, I was marched off to the station
For me they'd take no bail, but to get home I was itchin'
But I had to tell the tale how I came into the kitchen
With me toora-loora-la, me toora-loora-laddy
Me toora-loora-la, toora-loora-laddy
I said she did invite me but she gave a flat denial
For assault she did indict me, and I was sent for trial
She swore I robbed the house in spite of all her screechin'
And I got six months hard for me courtin' in the kitchen
With me toora-loora-la, me toora-loora-laddy
Me toora-loora-la, toora-loora-laddy
