And one, two
One, two, three

Your Stetson looks good on me
So does your cigarette
I can see how bad you want me
Well, you ain't seen nothin' yet

Well, my love comes with a warnin'
And that's a label you ought to read
I'm a pearl-handled pistol
Don't you fool around with me

I don't play
I shoot straight
John Wayne don't need a chaser
Texas ranger
Honey, leather and lace
Wrapped 'round this waist
Throw another in the chamber
If you like a little danger

Well, cue the Morricone whistle
Like smoke comin' off twin fiddles
I'm a pearl-handled pistol

Could sell the devil ice water
I'm a viper in a pit
So let the fog roll through the holler
'Cause honey, I ain't scared of shit
Yeah, I like the way you're looking
'Cause you're looking like you wanna leave
But I'm a pearl-handled pistol
Don't you fool around with me

I don't play
I shoot straight
John Wayne don't need a chaser
Texas ranger
Honey, leather and lace
Wrapped 'round this waist
Throw another in the chamber
If you like a little danger

Well, cue the Morricone whistle
Like smoke comin' off twin fiddles
I'm a pearl-handled pistol

So, bang, bang, baby, bang, bang
You think you can handle this thing, not even a little
So, bang, bang, baby, bang, bang
You ain't never gonna be the same, not even a little

Well, cue the Morricone whistle
Like smoke comin' off twin fiddles
I'm a pearl-handled pistol
Yeah, cue the Morricone whistle
Like smoke comin' off twin fiddles
I'm a pearl-handled pistol
I'm a pearl-handled pistol