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Va-Gi-Na

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V****a is where the p***s goes
Ovaries make eggs for you and me
Testes are where the sperm repose
Cervix is where they can swim free

Fallopian tubes are where both of them meet
Uterus is where cells start to sprout
Placenta is what they like to eat
Till the baby pops straight out

The v****a?

That's right! Now sing with me!

V****a

Is where the p***s goes

Ovaries

Make eggs for you and me

Testes

Are where the sperm repose

Cervix

Is where they can swim free

Fallopian tubes

Are where both of them meet

Uterus

Is where cells start to sprout

Placenta

Is what they like to eat

Till the baby comes straight out
The v****a

Va-Gi-Na

🎵 Schmigadoon! (Apple TV+ Original Series ...

Schmigadoon!

You Can't Tame Me

Corn Puddin'

Leprechaun Song

Lovers' Spat

Somewhere Love Is Waiting for You

Enjoy the Ride (Part I)

Enjoy the Ride (Part II)

To the Right, To the Left

You Done Tamed Me

He's a Queer One, That Man o' Mine

Cross That Bridge

Enjoy the Ride (Reprise)

With All of Your Heart

Somewhere Love Is Waiting for You (Coming Out Reprise)

Suddenly

Suddenly (Melissa Reprise)

Tribulation

I Always, Always, Never Get My Man

You Make Me Wanna Sing

How We Change/Finale

Schmigadoon! Main Title

Score: "Just one kick and apparently magic?"

Score: "See you at seven."

Score: "It's like a trick bridge or something."

Score: "Have you been crying?"

Score: "It's the Picnic Basket Auction!"

Score: "Oh, Betsy..."

Score: "That is the most beautiful thing that I've ever heard."

Score: "She told Poppa!"

Score: "Can I tempt you with anything?"

Score: "You were amazing."

Score: "It'th raithin bread!"

Score: "I want Jorge!"

Score: "It wasn't meant to happen."

Score: "That's for stealin' my gal."

Score: "It's a tent!"

Score: "I'm so glad I found you."

Score: "You want to give it to someone else."

Score: "You go, Harvey!"

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