You Flopped when You Got Me Alone

You said that you was shy
A bashful kind of guy
And then when you got me alone
You didn't do a thing
All you did was sing
You flopped when you got me alone

I thought you'd really be a booger under the moonlight
But you done a whole lot better on the phone
I tried to hold you tight
You almost died from fright
You flopped when you got me alone

You teased me with your eyes
Then boy, was I surprised
You flopped when you got me alone
I asked you for a squeeze
You coughed and forced a sneeze
You flopped when you got me alone

To hear you talk I thought that you were really a lover
But your love's as stale as last week's old cornpone
You looked so bold and stout
But buddy, you conked out
You flopped when you got me alone