Lyrics
I went down to Canal Street
To get my gold chain from Mr. Lee
I seen a fine freak that you wouldn't believe
Six foot three with double D's
Said she only liked white boys with steez
"Don't I know you from MTV?"
That's me, you seen Scary Movie 3?
She said nah, then we went to eat
I peeped her purse looked kinda cheap
Gucci ain't spelled with an E
Nails like Flo-Jo press-on leaves
A little suspect but she fine to me
In the back seat of the taxi
Hopped out at Cipriani's
And the maรฎtre d', he said to me
"You know the policy, no zombies"
Big fake ass, brand new D's
Fresh new rhinoplasty
Pastime is surgery
Fugazi superstar
Fake Chanel, Louis V
Press-on nails straight from Lee
Synthetic hair in your weave
You know what you are
Bitch, you're so Canal Street (Canal Street)
Pick you up from the Asian peeps (Canal Street)
Nothing real from head to feet (Canal Street)
That's why you're Canal Street (Canal Street)
Bitch, you're so Canal Street (Canal Street)
Two for one with the DVD (Canal Street)
Spare your real, yeah bitch please (Canal Street)
That's why you're Canal Street, Canal Street
Went down to a crib in Tribeca
Bet the house I'ma get the trifecta
Fucked suck Carnegie double decker
Beef curtain, failed a food inspector
Hit it from the back, nice as love
Pulled off the weave, Black Rob like whoa
She freaked out and tried to leave
I'm like baby, you could be my Mrs. Clean
Right then I peeped the bird feet
Only thing missing on this bitch is a beak
Hang on baby, gotta take a leak
Go ahead girl, I'ma watch TV
Channel 3, more repeat
Topic: Watch Plastic Surgery
The first bitch had a familiar face
Oh shit, same chick, I'm in a place, I'm gone
Big fake ass, brand new D's
Fresh new rhinoplasty
Pastime is surgery
Fugazi superstar
Fake Chanel, Louis V
Press-on nails straight from Lee
Synthetic hair in your weave
You know what you are
Bitch, you're so Canal Street (Canal Street)
Pick you up from the Asian peeps (Canal Street)
Nothing real from head to feet (Canal Street)
That's why you're Canal Street (Canal Street)
Bitch, you're so Canal Street (Canal Street)
Two for one with the DVD (Canal Street)
Spare your real, yeah bitch please (Canal Street)
That's why you're Canal Street, Canal Street
Chanel bag don't cost 25 bucks (Canal Street, Canal Street)
Fake nose, fake lips, fake tits, what
The fuck? (Canal Street, Canal Street)
Rolex don't turn green in the shower (Canal Street, Canal Street)
Gucci don't say made in Korea (Canal
Street with your Canal Street shit)
So check it out you Canal Street hoes
Dudes like me see through your fake clothes
And the fake bag and the fake weave
And the fake shades, baby please
And the fake shoes ain't Jimmy Choos
Just be yourself girl, I ain't judging you
I do me and you do you
Then I do you in these real Prada boots
Dirt nasty, got nada to prove
And them blue contacts, you gotta remove
If you ain't got dough for expensive clothes
Get some secondhand shit at the thrift store
Big fake ass, brand new D's
Fresh new rhinoplasty
Pastime is surgery
Fugazi superstar
Fake Chanel, Louis V
Press-on nails straight from Lee
Synthetic hair in your weave
You know what you are
Bitch, you're so Canal Street (Canal Street)
Pick you up from the Asian peeps (Canal Street)
Nothing real from head to feet (Canal Street)
That's why you're Canal Street (Canal Street)
Bitch, you're so Canal Street (Canal Street)
Two for one with the DVD (Canal Street)
Spare your real, yeah bitch please (Canal Street)
That's why you're Canal Street, Canal Street
To get my gold chain from Mr. Lee
I seen a fine freak that you wouldn't believe
Six foot three with double D's
Said she only liked white boys with steez
"Don't I know you from MTV?"
That's me, you seen Scary Movie 3?
She said nah, then we went to eat
I peeped her purse looked kinda cheap
Gucci ain't spelled with an E
Nails like Flo-Jo press-on leaves
A little suspect but she fine to me
In the back seat of the taxi
Hopped out at Cipriani's
And the maรฎtre d', he said to me
"You know the policy, no zombies"
Big fake ass, brand new D's
Fresh new rhinoplasty
Pastime is surgery
Fugazi superstar
Fake Chanel, Louis V
Press-on nails straight from Lee
Synthetic hair in your weave
You know what you are
Bitch, you're so Canal Street (Canal Street)
Pick you up from the Asian peeps (Canal Street)
Nothing real from head to feet (Canal Street)
That's why you're Canal Street (Canal Street)
Bitch, you're so Canal Street (Canal Street)
Two for one with the DVD (Canal Street)
Spare your real, yeah bitch please (Canal Street)
That's why you're Canal Street, Canal Street
Went down to a crib in Tribeca
Bet the house I'ma get the trifecta
Fucked suck Carnegie double decker
Beef curtain, failed a food inspector
Hit it from the back, nice as love
Pulled off the weave, Black Rob like whoa
She freaked out and tried to leave
I'm like baby, you could be my Mrs. Clean
Right then I peeped the bird feet
Only thing missing on this bitch is a beak
Hang on baby, gotta take a leak
Go ahead girl, I'ma watch TV
Channel 3, more repeat
Topic: Watch Plastic Surgery
The first bitch had a familiar face
Oh shit, same chick, I'm in a place, I'm gone
Big fake ass, brand new D's
Fresh new rhinoplasty
Pastime is surgery
Fugazi superstar
Fake Chanel, Louis V
Press-on nails straight from Lee
Synthetic hair in your weave
You know what you are
Bitch, you're so Canal Street (Canal Street)
Pick you up from the Asian peeps (Canal Street)
Nothing real from head to feet (Canal Street)
That's why you're Canal Street (Canal Street)
Bitch, you're so Canal Street (Canal Street)
Two for one with the DVD (Canal Street)
Spare your real, yeah bitch please (Canal Street)
That's why you're Canal Street, Canal Street
Chanel bag don't cost 25 bucks (Canal Street, Canal Street)
Fake nose, fake lips, fake tits, what
The fuck? (Canal Street, Canal Street)
Rolex don't turn green in the shower (Canal Street, Canal Street)
Gucci don't say made in Korea (Canal
Street with your Canal Street shit)
So check it out you Canal Street hoes
Dudes like me see through your fake clothes
And the fake bag and the fake weave
And the fake shades, baby please
And the fake shoes ain't Jimmy Choos
Just be yourself girl, I ain't judging you
I do me and you do you
Then I do you in these real Prada boots
Dirt nasty, got nada to prove
And them blue contacts, you gotta remove
If you ain't got dough for expensive clothes
Get some secondhand shit at the thrift store
Big fake ass, brand new D's
Fresh new rhinoplasty
Pastime is surgery
Fugazi superstar
Fake Chanel, Louis V
Press-on nails straight from Lee
Synthetic hair in your weave
You know what you are
Bitch, you're so Canal Street (Canal Street)
Pick you up from the Asian peeps (Canal Street)
Nothing real from head to feet (Canal Street)
That's why you're Canal Street (Canal Street)
Bitch, you're so Canal Street (Canal Street)
Two for one with the DVD (Canal Street)
Spare your real, yeah bitch please (Canal Street)
That's why you're Canal Street, Canal Street
